SIMPSONS TREEHOUSE OF HORROR: OUTTAKES
TREEHOUSE OF HORROR I
Bart and Lisa are arguing, after Bart comments that her Halloween story is not scary. Then, in the middle of the fighting, Lisa accidentally drops the flashlight, which breaks and spills out a pair of batteries. They stop and look at it, before looking at each other and laughing, while the cast and crew laugh with them in the background.
LISA: (putting the batteries back in) "Heh-heh, sorry 'bout that."
HOMER: (explaining about the haunted house) "It's only natural there be SOME things wrong with an old house like this. It's a upper-trixer!" (Silence)
LISA: (laughing) "That's 'fixer-upper'!"
They all laugh at that mistake.
HOMER: "It's only natural there be SOME things wrong with an old house like this. It's a fupper-ixer...no, a tixer-rupper...wait, it's--(Puts his palm on his forehead and chuckles) "Forget it..."
DIRECTOR: "Just try again, Homer. It's only one line."
HOMER: "But I messed it all up!"
Homer: "It's a...a..." (Walks away laughing, while the rest of the family and the crew laughs)
TREEHOUSE OF HORROR II
LISA: (with the monkey's paw) "I wish for world peace." (A miniature porcelain globe appears and smashes to pieces on the ground. Everyone laughs) "Hey, I wished for 'world peace', not 'world in pieces'!"
DIRECTOR: "Sorry--I guess the sound effects manager misunderstood you."
LISA: "He did?" (Laughs)
DIRECTOR: "All right...let's...get this mess cleaned up and then we'll try this again..."
TREEHOUSE OF HORROR III
Homer, as King Kong, has grabbed Shirley Temple and is about to eat her when he accidentally drops her.
CHILD: (portraying Shirley) "...I'm still all right!"
TREEHOUSE OF HORROR IV
During the couch gag, the Simpson family are supposed to enter the living room through the floor as zombies. But after a while, nothing happens--the Simpsons are not present and all we hear is a tap from under the floor.
HOMER: (muffled) "Uh...a little help here?"
Everbody laughs, as the crew steps in to help the family get out of the floor.
DIRECTOR: (after they are out of the floor) "Sorry, you guys. The floor was supposed to be breakable."
MARGE: (giggling) "This is so embarrassing..."
TREEHOUSE OF HORROR V
The Simpson family, Mr. Burns, and Smithers are walking towards the elevators. One of the elevators starts to open, but there's no blood pouring out. Burns notices this and scowls.
BURNS: "All right...where's the fake blood? It was supposed to come out of there!"
TREEHOUSE OF HORROR VI
In another couch gag, the Simpsons family drop down from the ceiling in nooses, but Homer's body slips out of the noose and drops to the floor, thus splitting apart in half.
It turns out that they are actually stuffed decoys made in the likeness of the family. Everyone laughs, as the REAL Simpsons family walk in and observe the mess.
BART: "Whoa! That's gonna leave a mark."
KANG: "We are travellers from a certain nearby ringed planet whose name we'd prefer not to--(A microphone hits his helmet) Ow! Can somebody get that gaffer thing out of my way?" (Kodos snickers) "Don't laugh, I'm serious!"
KODOS: "Sorry." (Turns to the crew) "Let's try this again."
TREEHOUSE OF HORROR VIII
Yet another couch gag: the Simpsons family run into the living room and sit on the couch, only to get shackled and have metal caps coming on their heads. They're about to get electrocuted...but the machine suddenly backfires and blows out before it could even start.
LISA: "...hey...it's not working. We didn't feel anything!"
MARGE: "It blew out."
DIRECTOR: "Cut! Can somebody come over and fix this thing?"
The Simpsons run towards the couch, but they trip and fall on the floor, except Homer. He falls on top of the couch--the metal caps come down as usual, one of them falling on Homer's butt and shocking it.
HOMER: (screaming) "Aaaah! Aaaah! Stop this crazy thing! It hurts! OWWWWW!"
BART: "My knee hurts..."
DIRECTOR: (annoyed) "Cut!"
TREEHOUSE OF HORROR IX
FREDDY: (sitting on the couch during a break) "...and then Frankenstein says, 'Well, why do you suppose I have spare parts for?' Ha-ha-ha!"
JASON: (shrugs) "I don't get it."
Suddenly, from out of nowhere, a young female teen cat walks into the set.
ANGEL: "Excuse me--which one of you is Mr. Kruger?"
FREDDY: "That would be me. And aren't YOU supposed to be in another fanfic?" (Shows his claws menacingly)
ANGEL: (sweatdrops) "...oops. Uh, you have--(Tosses a bunch of envelopes into his lap and runs out of the set quickly, screaming)
FREDDY: (happily, looking at each envelope) "Wow! I've got fanmail!"
TREEHOUSE OF HORROR XI
Homer is trying to pry the pearly gates open, but upon doing so he breaks it and he ends up with two pieces of it. Everybody laughs, including St. Peter himself.
HOMER: (after seeing what he just did) "D'oh!"
DIRECTOR: (groans) "Oh, man..."
BART: (knocks on the door of the bears' cottage) "Hello! Lost lovable orphans!"
There is a strong wind, but instead of blowing the door open, they blow both Bart and Lisa towards it, as they struggle to stay up.
DIRECTOR: "Cut, cut! Turn the fan off!"
The fan, which was providing the wind effects, stops.
DIRECTOR: "We're gonna have to try it again--this time with less wind."
Goldilocks runs to the door, trying to escape from the bears. When she grabs the doorknob and pulls on it, it immediately pops off and she falls to the ground.
GOLDILOCKS: "Ow!" (Looks at broken doorknob) "Oops...I broke it." (Laughs, and the bears laugh along with her)
Goldilocks runs to the door again, but she bumps into it and falls to the floor. The bears look her over, staring at her.
GOLDILOCKS: (hurt and dazed) "Ohhhh..."
DIRECTOR: "Cut! Somebody get a doctor...I think she conked out..."
Goldilocks, once more, runs to the door and tries to open it. The bears are getting closer and things are getting tense--until it is ruined by a loud fart. The whole scene stops.
DIRECTOR: "Cut! Now what?!"
MAMA BEAR: (indignantly) "Henry!"
PAPA BEAR: (embarrassed) "Sorry--must've been the berries."
GOLDILOCKS: (walks away, disgusted) "I'll go get the air freshener."
DIRECTOR: "Darn it...all right, let's take it from the top!"